Chuck Norris doesn’t sue - he just wraps his thighs around your head and squeezes

Actually, turns out that Mr. Norris prefers the more standard and official-like methods of dispute resolution. Last week he sued book-publisher Penguin over its recent book The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World’s Greatest Human.

Norris says that this book disparages his reputation because he’s not, in fact, human — he’s superhuman.

[Kidding]

He’s actually mad because the book capitalizes on “mythical facts” that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris’ tough-guy image.

So is he saying that “Guns don’t kill people — Chuck Norris kills people” isn’t true? I feel like I’ve been living a lie all these years.

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