E.K.P.

I think our cats have Extra Kittenly Perception - that special sixth sense that tells them the moment the cleaning ladies leave. See...they’ve brought home and dismantled birds exactly twice in the last month, and the carnage happened to coincide with the days the house got cleaned. As gross as it is, I can’t imagine the cleaning ladies would clean the entire house and leave the feathers. The cats must bring home their prize as soon as they are gone.

Imagine how weird it is to come home to an immaculate, lemon-scented place of refuge...with a spare beak on the bathroom rug.

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