Princess Smartypants
The last of our grades for fall semester finally posted this evening. Without going into detail, I will now be answering exclusively to “Princess Smartypants.”
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Well, Princess Smartypants, congratulations!
I can only assume that you recieved grades somewhere between 4.1 and 3.99999999.
If they were letter grades, “Mr. Sayjack, Princess Smartypants would like to buy a vowel.”
“Certainly, that will be $300 dollars. Thanks for playing Wheel of Fortune!”
A Wheel of Fortune is exactly what grades are in law school when there is a mandatory curve! No one is a sleeper, so you’ve got to be especially on the ball to get anything above a B.
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